10 Must Read Jokes on Finance

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We have discussed many things on our blog today it is time to spread some humor so we are herewith 10 must read jokes on finance.

Jokes on Inflation:-

Joke -1 

For the first time in the history of mankind “Need”, “Comfort” and “Luxury” are sold at same price in India.

Onion – Rs. 75/-

Petrol – Rs. 75/-

Beer –Rs. 75/-

Joke -2

Oh my GOD

  • G for Gold
  • O for Onion
  • D for Dollar

Joke -3

As onion price are increasing soon Mannapurram will launch Mannapurram Onion Loan..

Slogan will be “Mannapurram Onion Loan” Jab Ghar me pada ho Kanda fir kaheka wandha

Joke -4

A Kid to God:

Dollar Increased to Rs. 62.. Petrol to Rs. 75 Milk to Rs.50..and Onion to Rs.75 again….

Thank God, Passing marks are still 35. 🙂

Joke- 5

1 Dollar  = 62 Rs/-

1 Euro = 85 Rs/-

Looks like DOLLAR and EURO are taking revenge on India for naming underwear brands on their names 🙂

Joke -6

Do you know why there is no underwear brand with name of Rupee………  Kyonke…..

Pata Nahi Kab Gir Jaaye….:)

Joke -7

Petrol Loans Available Here

petrol loan

petrol loan

Jokes on Current Economic Condition:-

Joke -8

Finance minister doesn’t know what went wrong with Rupee!

Agriculture minister doesn’t know what went wrong with Onion!

External Affair minister doesn’t know what went wrong in submarine !

Prime Minister doesn’t know what went wrong with all of above..!  J

On tax

Joke -9

After a man pays his income tax, he knows how a cow feels after she’s been milked.

Joke-10

In India everything we have is taxed – even our patience.

Don’t forget to share this jokes…with your friends.

Article by Raviraj

Raviraj is the man behind moneyexcel.com. He is graduate in finance, engaged in blogging since 6 years. Moneyexcel blog is ranked as one of the Top 10 Personal Finance Blog in India. He is not affiliated with any financial product, service provider, agent or broker. The purpose of this blog is to spread financial awareness and help people in achieving excellence for money. Please note that the views expressed on this Blog/Comments are clarifications meant for reference and guidance of the readers to explore further on the topics. These should not be construed as investment advice or legal opinion.

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